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I like my women like I like my coffee 2024-04-18
I send it back for not being hot enough!
2 評論, 35 瀏覽次數,
27 票
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why dont you diet ? 2024-03-22
fat guy in locker room shower and guy walks in and asks. "how
long since you seen your dick " fat guy says ... long time guy says "why dont you diet ? fat guy says " why what color is it now ? <br><br>
<br><br>
please comment
0 評論, 31 瀏覽次數,
22 票
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The Engagement Ring 2024-03-22
The kinky couples had a long & restless weekend, husband
uses his free hand & pushes his wife's belly in
ward, he said ... "Don't move my love ... I think
I found our engagement ring"... he pulls his wrist
out of her ass... curious, he then said... "This isn't
mine".
0 評論, 16 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,0.47 分數
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toliet paper ............... 2024-03-21
this rabbit is sitting under a tree taking his morning dump
and along walks a big bear and leans against the tree and
the little rabbit is so scared that he is clinched up too tight to squeeze one out
the bear notices him and says morning rabbit to which the
rabbit replies m m morning mr bear while trying his best to finish and run
away <br><br>
the bear grunts a couple times and ...
0 評論, 7 瀏覽次數,
2 票
,1.04 分數
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Date Site Descriptions 2024-02-18
You might find this amusing. Dating Site Deriptions
What they Really MEAN: !!!! <br><br>
Female: Adventurous = puts the book down during sex, .
Athletic = No breasts, 30 something = 41, Fun =Annoying,
Wild = gets pissed easily, Beautiful eyes = face like a robbers
dog, Seeks knight in sinning armour = Ex is a fxxxing nutter.,
New age = hairy and smelly bits, A bit head strong ...
1 評論, 21 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,1.69 分數
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What's the difference? 2024-01-12
What's the difference between an oral thermometer
and a rectal thermometer? <br><br>
The taste.
1 評論, 34 瀏覽次數,
24 票
,1.77 分數
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Sex Tape 2024-01-12
My neighbours just made a sex tape. of course, they don't
know yet.
1 評論, 128 瀏覽次數,
110 票
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Give it to me! 2024-01-12
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm
so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she
wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
2 評論, 150 瀏覽次數,
126 票
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guaranteed weight loss 2023-09-04
man walking down the street and sees a sign that says guaranteed
weight loss. <br><br>
he goes inside and sees a real beauty at the desk and asks
about the sign and she explains. pay 100.00 and we guarantee 10lbs weight loss in one day.
excited he pays her the money and she instructs him to strip
off his clothes and go into the room with the green door.
inside he finds the most ...
3 評論, 107 瀏覽次數,
35 票
,0.95 分數
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joke 2023-08-20
question what's better than a dozen roses on a piano
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
answer tulips (two lips) on an organ
1 評論, 35 瀏覽次數,
31 票
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ignore please :P 2023-06-28
taco butt
10 評論, 369 瀏覽次數,
301 票
,0.28 分數
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The Biker 2023-05-25
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. <br><br>
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." <br><br>
The Lord said, ...
1 評論, 76 瀏覽次數,
33 票
,0.67 分數
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Miracle Cure 2023-05-07
NEW - Miracle Cure!!!
• Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
• Do you suffer from shyness?
• Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident ...
1 評論, 13 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,0.49 分數
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Gas Prices in Paris - Tres Bien! 2023-05-07
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the
Louvre. <br><br>
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the
paintings, and made it safely to his van. Only two blocks
away, however, he was captured when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur,
that is the reason I ...
0 評論, 18 瀏覽次數,
2 票
,2.42 分數
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THE HORTH WITHPERER 2023-05-04
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the rancher, and says he's
sending a friend over to look at a . Sam asks "How
will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech
impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking
for a male or female . "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I ...
2 評論, 39 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,3.43 分數
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Files Her Tax Return 2023-05-04
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br>
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address,
social security number, and then asks, "What is your
occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm
a ." The accountant balks and says, "No,
no, no. ...
7 評論, 105 瀏覽次數,
16 票
,4.74 分數
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Getting The Most Out Of Counselling 2023-05-04
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way
to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had
been at each other's throat for some time and felt that
this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the
counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be ...
2 評論, 38 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,2.32 分數
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Get well soon! 2023-05-04
A traffic cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well;
however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his crotch. <br><br>
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors
hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could look at ...
4 評論, 92 瀏覽次數,
13 票
,4.65 分數
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Sperm 2023-04-19
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong
sock this morning.
1 評論, 153 瀏覽次數,
138 票
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How do you piss off Whinney The Pooh? 2023-04-19
Stick two fingers in his honey
  ...
1 評論, 87 瀏覽次數,
69 票
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Succeed 2023-04-09
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until
you do suck seed.
0 評論, 168 瀏覽次數,
150 票
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Mobster joke 2023-02-11
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened
criminal.
1 評論, 152 瀏覽次數,
139 票
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just coz 2022-12-31
ignore this plz..
1 評論, 52 瀏覽次數,
41 票
,0.33 分數
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WELL, I'LL BE GONE 2022-12-21
A guy walks into a bar with his and says, "I'll
have a otch and water and my would like a whiskey sour."
<br><br>
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals
in here." <br><br>
The replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being diriminated
against. Just give me a drink." <br><br>
The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ...
1 評論, 45 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,3.94 分數
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Math class 2022-12-20
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't
paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three
ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are
left?" <br><br>
Johnny says, "None." <br><br>
The teacher asks, "Why?" <br><br>
Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." ...
1 評論, 19 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,4.22 分數
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hmm 2022-12-20
for points bcoz im poor
4 評論, 142 瀏覽次數,
115 票
,0.08 分數
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Fishing 2022-12-19
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
1 評論, 177 瀏覽次數,
153 票
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Confronting hate 2022-10-02
hi-speed lead posioning is needed. What is the difference
between flying pigs and politicians? The letter F. Three
tampons sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?
Nothing. They’re stuck-up cunts. All the richest people in Congress are Democrats, ever
wonder why?
2 評論, 79 瀏覽次數,
54 票
,0.08 分數
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points 2022-10-02
just for points
1 評論, 111 瀏覽次數,
102 票
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A common theme 2022-09-26
I see a lot of posts for points
1 評論, 132 瀏覽次數,
121 票
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