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likesmatureones 55M
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9/25/2018 5:39 pm
Going full dick mode...and yep i unleashed the beast


So ..okay..you've seen my sarcasm on a regular basis. But that is the 530 am leo ( soft warm fuzzy kitty leo)..just getting his coffee..i' m not even awake when i blog

I've never showed you the true pissed off me

A lil something i like to call..

Snarknado ..this is my nickname on adultswim

So yeah im at my vendors and they have the corporate big shots breathing down their necks this whole week

Apparently it is some form of evaluation complete with safety motherfuckers in tow...so all their employees' assholes are on super pucker. If they blink twice they get yelled at.

And in walks me..

And if you EVER read my blog...you'll know..im the honey badger. It' all good baby.. cause

I don't give a fuck.. i act like i own the place.

You might say im..not
...good.... with corporate assholes

Now i dont work for these people..im a customer. But i gotta retain a lil bit of professionalism.

So when this corporate candy assed safety personal walks up to me today and tells..

Me..( fuck you)..ME!👹
Me..that i have to now sign in...something i never had to do in 16 fucking years..years of doing business w this vendor

YOU KNOW MY INNER SNARK CAME OUT...like omg...are you ready for defcon 5?

So if your gonna impose new rules on me( fuck im not your employee)
then expect me to become the most passive aggressive dick you've ever seen

No i'm not talking about some puny10 inch ron jeremy porno dick..
Im talking full on bull dyke 20 inch jack hammering dick with all the whistles and bells...aka the ass breaker. Im gonna stuff them so hard they won't be able to shit again.

I annoyed everyone i could about these new rules..i challenged them until the company big shot rolled his eyes at me..literally he did

Yes if your gonna roll in and apply new standards, expect this mother fucker to show you how stupid they are.

Why? Pretty obvious..i don' t work for you .maybe you've noticed im your customer..im the honey badger...
And he doesn't give a fuck!!!!!

Sooo yeah have your safety guy yell at the employee to the point where he is afraid to load my truck..he was told not to..the safety guy wanted me to do it.

I told the main corporate guy the liabilty is even allowing my ass on your dock in the first place
..now you want ME..ME( are you serious)
To load my own truck w your product..on your dock...into my truck
What if i slip..

I serious think most safety guys are retarded..

Big corporation head quickly over ruled safety asshole and the employees loaded my truck like normal.
Thank you for saving your own corporate ass dickhead

And yes if i worked for this company i could be running this branch..

Just be lucky that you only get like 5 percent of my snark each morning cause i doubt you could handle the size of my dick the rest of the day. They ought to rent it out to rotorooter...they could put it to good use snaking pipes.

likesmatureones 55M

9/25/2018 7:14 pm

And no this isnt me being a dick


likesmatureones 55M

9/26/2018 3:46 am

You gotta remember i haven't done corporate in like 20 some odd years...i work for a rag tag mom and pops company where the rule book went out the window.

So yeah im gonna snap if some dildo safety guy comes up to me ( the customer ) and starts treating me like shit



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