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cuzisaid 53F  
5595 posts
6/1/2018 4:24 pm
It's Bath & Body Works with undertones of Latex, Lube and Ass


I went past my favorite local toy store yesterday. I didnt go in though there were things I'd meant to get for months, but even from the street I swear I could smell the inside of the place. I'm sure its psychosomatic as it would be impossible to smell from the street since it's in an industrial area and the smells of hot metal and fire smother everything and yet....

From the outside its just a small stand alone concrete block building with even the windows blocked out to over head height but inside....it's like walking into any mall fragrance or jewelry store. Open wire racks for the porn in formats to fit every need... blue-ray DVD and holy hell, VHS(ore!).

Clear, spotlessly clean open glass shelves for display of product fill the place along walls and stand alone in every shape imaginable.

A clothing area, mostly female, of lingerie and fetish wear and even a1/2 wall filled with more sex and blow up dolls than I ever knew existed.

Out of the 8-10 adult stores in my immediate area this has been my fav for ages because of how clean it is.

How everyday people the customers are, even those who are blushing in embarrassment or excitement.

How reasonable the prices are and how diverse the selection.

How willing the staff is to order anything they don't carry.

How they offer to every person who walks in, but don't shadow or crowd you as you wander and explore at will.

How young and cocky the employees usually are which is both amusing and endearing to me as I can see at times that they feel they are more experienced than the even though I can almost guarantee they are very very innocently wrong. Just as I was at that age.

How there is a whole rack of tester bottles of lubes open to try...flavored, warming and cooling, different ingredient bases(silicone really is the slipperiest) which I found HELPful as i tested many out in the past getting a chance to learn their skin feel.

Never again the cinnamon. Not never, ever, ever, ever, ever.

How condoms are spread throughout the place. Every other rack really, if only in dangling strips as a not so subtle reminder that PLAYing is fun but PLAYing safe should be without question.

With the internet as a never leave home anonymous shopping option it takes a bit of nerve to work up to hitting an adult store for the first time, but if you have any desire to real time with a partner a brick and mortar store is the way to go.

This doesn't have the movie or viewing booths like some do. That's probably reason #1 why I consider it my favorite.

So how and why it still smells like latex lube and ass I will never know.

*scratches head*

Ya know...this post originally started out with Benjamin Franklin until I found a piece of sauteed onion stuck to my butt.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


IAmMichaelURKnot 62M
14380 posts
6/1/2018 5:33 pm

How can you be sure it was sauteed onion?

youtu.be/eY7ZX6ngOSs



I remember now.


tahimikbayani 53M
8008 posts
6/1/2018 6:25 pm

And you bought what? Besides an onion scrapper...


drmgirl622 68F  
25881 posts
6/1/2018 6:39 pm

They absolutely ruined the local toy store......they no longer carry toys that are lifelike, where the hell did that come from ! That's fine.....they just won't have my business any longer......i'll travel a few extra miles to one that knows what a toy store really is.


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/1/2018 8:28 pm

    Quoting IAmMichaelURKnot:
    How can you be sure it was sauteed onion?

    youtu.be/eY7ZX6ngOSs


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

MICHAEL!!!!!!

Bahahahahaha Im sitting on my living room floor so it better not be puppy back door love accidents clinging to my hiney.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/1/2018 8:36 pm

    Quoting  :

Thats what it makes me think of too even though there really shouldnt be a reason for that smell there since there arent as far as I know any "private" rooms.

Im an impulse buyer too so yeah, I have to go in, head for what I want and then head out or I end up with stuff Ill never use. Those glass dildos are really snazzy though.

Theres a glass shop downtown that does group sessions of make your own stuff on some weekends. I've been saying for ages I want to go but can you see me waiting for or worse yet, requesting a 'make a dildo' class?

*sighs* I dont have my contacts in at the moment and cant see shit, so its taking me forever to type as Im hunched all up over my keyboard so I can see the screen.
Do you have any idea how big a pain in the ass it is to have to pick up and move your left boob just to be able to get to the S key? Rediculous!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/1/2018 8:42 pm

    Quoting tahimikbayani:
    And you bought what? Besides an onion scrapper...
Dont you wish YOU knew?!?!

I think you are just craving Onion Rings. It is almost carnival food season ya know! Nothing beats Carney food truck batter fried veggies.

Nah, they werent even open yet when I went past which was annoying cuz I did need something. They have really weird late hours. 7/8 pm - 4 am kind of weird.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/1/2018 9:30 pm

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    They absolutely ruined the local toy store......they no longer carry toys that are lifelike, where the hell did that come from ! That's fine.....they just won't have my business any longer......i'll travel a few extra miles to one that knows what a toy store really is.
It is weird how varied different stores are. I know some are almost all just movies/porn with almost no toy selection which I would think could make them a bit more cash but who knows.

Im not big on manufactured insertables but I have to admit that when they started making and advertising the "feels like real" textured like skin( I didnt think it felt like skin but it sure LOOKED like skin) dildoes I had to check them out.

It took me probably 3 minutes to realize I was basically fingering and giving hand jobs to toys in the store aisle. I busted out laughing and had to walk away shaking my head.

I guess we just go where we find what we want. Its a shame that your preferred place isnt meeting your needs anymore.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/1/2018 10:05 pm

    Quoting  :

That is a total bummer, girl. Even though I dont frequent most of the shops I liked having the choice when I first started looking for one.

None are super close 20-30 minutes depending on which area I could go to, but at least each of the two area has multiple stores around them.

I always wondered why you find adult stores near airports in so many cities. That is so weird to me.

Granted these types of toy stores, with or without theaters, are not really much for bondage or heavy play type stuff. You have to get good leather products or furniture through hand crafters at the local groups or big events so I guess it matters more what you are looking for.

I cant complain since the light stuff Id go to adult stores for has usually been found. I still just LOVE a riding crop sold at a store in....it was either PA or NY( we were near the state line and kept hopping across it for diff things) taht instead of the usual small rectangular leather slapper had a big ol hot pink HEART shaped slapper. I walked around with that thing for 1/2 an hour eyeballing jean clad bums of every persuasion. Not surprisingly my grinning enthusiasm had several people offering me their ass for a lil smack which I laughingly obliged.

Until the cashier yelled at me to not use the toys in the store.

Party pooper!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/1/2018 10:13 pm

    Quoting Rockford_daddy1:
    Very well written - I was pretty excited by your post title.
*tilts head sideways to look at you then shrugs and smiles*

Why thank you, kind sir.

The title had been bothering me because I think the proper terminology is supposed to be top/bottom NOTES not 'undertones' for a fragrance, but it seems to be clear enough to put some pep in your peck, I wont mess with it or worry about it anymore.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


kittykitty1260 63F
15748 posts
6/2/2018 3:28 am

Cuziiiiiiiiiiii

Funny how these stores are located. 1 is in an industrial area, that with the buzz of daily traffic, trucks loading etc, you'd prolly never notice it. Yet at night/weekends its a beacon. Unlike your clean place I found this one to be too dusty for my benefit. Yeah its only the packaging, but still gross in this gals opinion. And the blasting techno music.

The other is highway onramp adjacent. 'Where the entrance is always in the rear' some tag line huh? Actually used in their commercials. Irony is entrance is on the side...

Good to see you girl

“Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride


sophis_id 60F
16373 posts
6/2/2018 7:01 am

I haven't been in a sex shop in years.....it's gonna happen soon so I shall think of you...but not the onion..or the puppy back door icky action.....maybe.



Inner Fucking Peace: watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY


jenny14 75T  
90121 posts
6/2/2018 3:01 pm

cuzi

I agree! OnLine can never match seeing, smelling and touching the real thing!

I buy all my toys in real shops....


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/2/2018 11:26 pm

    Quoting kittykitty1260:
    Cuziiiiiiiiiiii

    Funny how these stores are located. 1 is in an industrial area, that with the buzz of daily traffic, trucks loading etc, you'd prolly never notice it. Yet at night/weekends its a beacon. Unlike your clean place I found this one to be too dusty for my benefit. Yeah its only the packaging, but still gross in this gals opinion. And the blasting techno music.

    The other is highway onramp adjacent. 'Where the entrance is always in the rear' some tag line huh? Actually used in their commercials. Irony is entrance is on the side...

    Good to see you girl
Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa Girl! *squishes you all up*

It is crazy funny where they put them. Im sure there is a reasoning behind it but it escapes me so.........lol that means its pointless.

Ewww I dont like dusty product either. Yeah it IS just the outside, but you have to get through the 'baby dirt" to get to the goodies and...yeah...no. Plus it gets all over you when ya pick it up.

Yes! The techno. Fine for dancing but not for intimate shopping. LOL you should make a playlist!

Hahahaha your store has twisted instructions. Aim for the back door and they make you do a walk around reach around? Ok that has me cracking up

Wait! Your stores have commercials? Damn...ours dont. They have one hidden by a chocolate factory(genius) and an auto plant to disguise it.

As always, soooooooo nice to see you, doll!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/2/2018 11:40 pm

    Quoting sophis_id:
    I haven't been in a sex shop in years.....it's gonna happen soon so I shall think of you...but not the onion..or the puppy back door icky action.....maybe.
LMAO

Oh to have such a fun trip ruined by blog craziness. Shake it off Taylor, you can do toy shopping unencumbered by blog remnants. lolololol

I havent been there in a few years either since I did have You and Minx and the Hustler(?) store in NOLA (see! 2 years! We are soooooooooooo deprived, my beauty *sobs*) Andd Ive had the internet, which speaking of........

In that Murphy Law way of things, I traded in 10,000 alt points that had been sitting in my act not needed and unused for more than 5 years on a cute lil 2 pack of bullet vibes 2 days before they started that damn FAN shit that you needed points for. Fuckin alt bastards lol

so like you, I am overdue on a guilty pleasures shopping trip.

Goals, girl! We have buzzy, zippy, zingy tongly girl goals! *cracks up*

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/2/2018 11:50 pm

    Quoting jenny14:
    cuzi

    I agree! OnLine can never match seeing, smelling and touching the real thing!

    I buy all my toys in real shops....
*nods*

It really is a different and more exciting way to enjoy something you already do for pleasure and indulgence. As long as there are decent shops around, anyway.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


virtualcuzi 52T
1234 posts
6/6/2018 4:45 am

Sounds cool! I bought a human to play with from Amazon and I was wondering how to dispose of it if I get bored with it. I thought it was a blow up one and stuck the air nozzle up its ass and it belched like Moby dick! I might try some cinnamon up its ass to see if it burns. I so like a nice warm bath, too sis. Maybe the best way to get rid of a guy is to say I'm preggers! I'd write a poem about Futinaries but nothing rhymes with it. Go figure!

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/11/2018 11:07 am

    Quoting virtualcuzi:
    Sounds cool! I bought a human to play with from Amazon and I was wondering how to dispose of it if I get bored with it. I thought it was a blow up one and stuck the air nozzle up its ass and it belched like Moby dick! I might try some cinnamon up its ass to see if it burns. I so like a nice warm bath, too sis. Maybe the best way to get rid of a guy is to say I'm preggers! I'd write a poem about Futinaries but nothing rhymes with it. Go figure!
LMAO....You bought a human on Amazon?!

That is FAAAAABBBUUULLLOOOUUUUSSSS. Even though they are on my shit list.

Seriously how hard is it to send Cornbread crisps? Apparently VERY hard as they've cancelled my order TWICE. Batards!( I'm french today so I'm not correcting the spelling) HA!

Damn, alt took away a bunch of words and letters from this post. I though folks were kidding about that and just being clever on their posts. SMH

Ah lovely relaxing baths. I'll accept that. Especially after the thought of hot cinnamon ass. What is lovely in french toast and rolls is not so lovely in southern orifices. Eep!

I know a bunch of folks full of hot air. Air heads, those full of it and of course the gaseous windbags that gulp so much with their incessant braying that it cant help but shoot out the other end. DO they make a ass cap like they do for tire stems? Plug that shit right up, I say!

You made me google
the term funtinary,
my innocence is shattered
and you should say sorry.

Yeeeaahhhhhhh it blows but I tried. Prolly got blowback from your compressor.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


virtualcuzi 52T
1234 posts
6/12/2018 5:34 am

So we're being censured now to conform to a more rigorous social etiquette. We have to device new ways to express our humour I suppose or face eviction. We may become an unwanted creed of social outcasts. To live on the streets as beggars and be too ashamed to make eye contact with the unsullied refined genteel folk of high breeding who have never uttered any debase comments ever! Ever! Even the queen swears occasionaly I bet cha. Prince Philip is well know for the odd bit of colourful expletivness. We must also adjust the name of this phenomenal new site too , to V.I.P Elite BDSM dating for the sophisticated. Our instruments of discipline shall now be furnaced with gold buckles and pearl appointments. Ivory shall guild our handled instruments and our bull whips shall be feathered by the finest silk. There will be no bounds to our rise to the genteel sportsmanship of training our gloriously cloaked slaves asses. Verginas must be trimmed and inspected for conformity to the new strict rules. Thus we will achieve greatness and purpose worthy of distinction. Hope I haven't offended anyone with my idle display of lavishness. (Y)

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/13/2018 10:30 am

    Quoting virtualcuzi:
    So we're being censured now to conform to a more rigorous social etiquette. We have to device new ways to express our humour I suppose or face eviction. We may become an unwanted creed of social outcasts. To live on the streets as beggars and be too ashamed to make eye contact with the unsullied refined genteel folk of high breeding who have never uttered any debase comments ever! Ever! Even the queen swears occasionaly I bet cha. Prince Philip is well know for the odd bit of colourful expletivness. We must also adjust the name of this phenomenal new site too , to V.I.P Elite BDSM dating for the sophisticated. Our instruments of discipline shall now be furnaced with gold buckles and pearl appointments. Ivory shall guild our handled instruments and our bull whips shall be feathered by the finest silk. There will be no bounds to our rise to the genteel sportsmanship of training our gloriously cloaked slaves asses. Verginas must be trimmed and inspected for conformity to the new strict rules. Thus we will achieve greatness and purpose worthy of distinction. Hope I haven't offended anyone with my idle display of lavishness. (Y)
Whaaaaa? wait! I'm confused. Who says?

Not that Im against jazzy accoutrements for show n tell, but still........

This place, or any on the net really is never ever gonna be classy and most definitely not HIGH class. Hell even the gold balls are a bit tarnished looking

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


SylviaSoulier 58F
8209 posts
6/14/2018 10:18 am



If there was ever to be an alternative guidebook to your fair town (or any town) I would buy yours.

In fact I wondered whether if you posted some of your writings as Google reviews someone might not commission you to write one.

It is most certainly true that youth and youthful libido are totally wasted on the young. Here we are in our pervy prime and we can't stay awake beyond 10 pm to bring our evil imaginations to fruition. Maybe that is just me though #sobs.

The last thing that I bought was a latex pencil skirt and I bought it in store because I could see and feel it. I expect that that is the lube smell right there. And of course if you have a friendly latex fetishist there to assist with the latex lube there may be any number of fluids around the place.

I was going to go off on a tangent about urethral insertions and vegetables and then got lost on the way to the tangent.

It's not just the libido that disappears with age...


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/15/2018 9:27 pm

    Quoting SylviaSoulier:


    If there was ever to be an alternative guidebook to your fair town (or any town) I would buy yours.

    In fact I wondered whether if you posted some of your writings as Google reviews someone might not commission you to write one.

    It is most certainly true that youth and youthful libido are totally wasted on the young. Here we are in our pervy prime and we can't stay awake beyond 10 pm to bring our evil imaginations to fruition. Maybe that is just me though #sobs.

    The last thing that I bought was a latex pencil skirt and I bought it in store because I could see and feel it. I expect that that is the lube smell right there. And of course if you have a friendly latex fetishist there to assist with the latex lube there may be any number of fluids around the place.

    I was going to go off on a tangent about urethral insertions and vegetables and then got lost on the way to the tangent.

    It's not just the libido that disappears with age...
I am dangerously anti google and get waspish when I have to use it cuz I swear google has it out for me so no reviews or extraneous usage for me though id make you a non-G total-T review anytime, doll. <3

You have got me cracking up and basking in the glow of your glorious tangenty godessy goodness.

Memory and libido is wasted on the young damn it. *sobs*

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
6/27/2018 10:59 am

    Quoting  :



What can transcend the blue waters of a hermetically sealed universe? Nothing. Nothing at all.

"THE CHOSEN DIMPLES' ?!?!?!?!?!?!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So funny and oh so true

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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